Zelensky looks like he’s about to explain that he’s not mad at us, just dissapointed.
If it wasn’t all so serious, I feel like there’s a self-mockery career in there somewhere
I mean he was a comedian.
It would be awesome if he picked it up again after. Imagine Putin’s shame. Empire crumbling, your own state turning on you, the world laughing. And this guy who beat you doesn’t take your kingdom, doesn’t rule with an iron fist to match your own. They just fuck off and tell jokes about your failure until retirement.
Fucking awesome power play
I’d forgotten that! Sheesh, thats some dark material
It’s just the perspective. Zelenskyy is actually 80’ tall now. His body grew in response to his giant balls dragging on the ground.
My might morphin power zelenskyys pilot did not get the traction I expected and part of it was the giant testicles I think
Well yeah, at some point of getting large, the balls start getting in the way of the legs pointing straight down, so they have to be angled. This reduces the coefficient of friction because some of the gravity force is effectively directed to the side. Thus you get less traction and introduce a risk of slipping into splits.
Soon he’s gonna go grab the sword from the Motherland Calls and take to the frontlines himself
What is this
A plane for ants?
The real one needs to be at least 3 times bigger!
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Correct.
I think Ukraine actually shoots these down.
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They do, but these drones are far cheaper to build than the missiles usually used to shoot them down. They are also being produced in massive quantities.
Yes yes, but let’s not get distracted from my hilarious joke.
Not for long, this is a test war, once AI takes over air defense these things will be shot down for pennies on the dollar.
I’m not sure that Ukraine sees this as a test war, but I get your point.
Fucking zerg strategies
It works when your opponent insists on building nothing but siege tanks and battlecruisers.
Yeah, NAFO could invest in their own zerg units, but that would mean less profit for Yamato Corporation.
Most of the time.
A drone i would assume.
The Spruce Moose!
That thing looks like just a missile with wings lmao
Planes are missiles with wings
If you’re Japanese during ww2
I rode one of those to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good
Goddamn Zelenskyy’s so tall Shaq couldn’t even touch his ankle! Man’s huge!
But I think that one is from Russia.
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Yeah, Russia should just fuck off in Ukraine and no civilians would get hurt anymore
