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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

No-win scenario

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No-win scenario

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Farid@startrek.website
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    Here’s a lifehack:

    1. Quickly switch your gender to woman.
    2. Womansplain her everything that needs to be explained.
    3. (optional) Undo the gender switch.
    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Modern problems require modern solutions

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        Dang, a reply from both, FlyingSquid and TPM within 12 hours. If that’s no cause for a dab, IDK what is. *dabs*.

        Edit: guys, please stop downvoting and let me be cringe in peace.

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      Wow transmaxxing much?

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        Transminmaxing - time to optimise the fun out of everything

      • nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        “Transmaxxing, more that meets the eye!”

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          I’m not an expert by any means, but if it’s hitting your eye, maybe you should adjust your positions.

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        Transmaxxed and explainpilled

    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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      Is that appropriating someone’s gender?

      Can’t win.

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        “Wow, you’re saying I’m appropriating my own gender or do you mean I’m somehow not a real woman?”

        I think this could go on for hours

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      Finally a technique I can master

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