this man has never been around a non-cishet person that didn’t immediately grimace the second he turned away, i guarantee it. that answer was so straight i could build a level house with it.
“Sweet Caroline” is legit the most straight people song I can think of. Like, there are other songs (like Eminem’s entire oeuvre) that may be more appreciated by specific sub-demographics, but in terms of wide-ranging straight (white) appeal, it’s got to be hard to beat Sweet Caroline.
there are like three songs that every single person in a straight, white club of any variety will know the words to: “All the Small Things,” “Mr Brightside,” and “Sweet Caroline.” ok there are more than that, but watching a lot of hammered undergrads screaming along to all three in a row at the end of a night was formative.
“Sweet Caroline” is legit the most straight people song I can think of. Like, there are other songs (like Eminem’s entire oeuvre) that may be more appreciated by specific sub-demographics, but in terms of wide-ranging straight (white) appeal, it’s got to be hard to beat Sweet Caroline.
there are like three songs that every single person in a straight, white club of any variety will know the words to: “All the Small Things,” “Mr Brightside,” and “Sweet Caroline.” ok there are more than that, but watching a lot of hammered undergrads screaming along to all three in a row at the end of a night was formative.
Whelp I had never listened to Mr Brightside until reading your comment so I can’t be that straight and white.
You are seriously downplaying how much Mr.Brightside could make a room of white non-cishet millenials come unglued
I genuinely am, and you can only try to stop me (i’m white non-cishet people with a softspot for mr brightside, plz don’t come at me)
Mr. Brightside kills at silent disco
Hey two of those are known by gay white people too
Honestly I don’t think I’ve ever heard the original version of “Sweet Caroline” in full, I swear I have only ever heard other people referencing it
Edit: honestly pretty good, I liked it well enough
I think every baseball stadium is contractually obligated to play it once per game.
It’s what they do at the 7th Inning Stretch at Fenway Park in Boston
It’s good as a chanting, sing along song, but not as a dancing song.