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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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    1. Friend makes a company named say “Morgan defence ltd” and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.

    2. Company checks our your story. Friend’s company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.

    3. Job

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      You can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for

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        “But you are an English major”

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          “Please stop asking questions, for both your safety and mine”

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          “Yes, I had to correspond with other engineers and English was used in all communications.”

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            It was in fact the major form of communication!

            • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world
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              Some of the people I communicated with were Majors.

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          I cannot confirm nor deny my rank

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          I wrote copy for marketing collateral and technical copy for manuals.

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        “And you’re trying to get a job at an arby’s?”

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      Fraud (y)

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        It’s not fraud. Singing is normal.

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        How is it fraud? No lies are told, not even implied. It would just be the company making assumptions.

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