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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 anni fa
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    deleted by creator

    • dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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      You can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for

      • InfiniWheel
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        “But you are an English major”

        • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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          “Please stop asking questions, for both your safety and mine”

        • Colonel Panic@lemm.ee
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          “Yes, I had to correspond with other engineers and English was used in all communications.”

          • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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            It was in fact the major form of communication!

            • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world
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              Some of the people I communicated with were Majors.

        • dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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          I cannot confirm nor deny my rank

        • Telodzrum@lemmy.world
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          I wrote copy for marketing collateral and technical copy for manuals.

      • Aeri@lemmy.world
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        “And you’re trying to get a job at an arby’s?”

    • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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      Fraud (y)

      • WereCat@lemmy.world
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        It’s not fraud. Singing is normal.

      • BearGun@ttrpg.network
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        How is it fraud? No lies are told, not even implied. It would just be the company making assumptions.

  • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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    Wait is his chest censored

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      I’m also noticing a disappointing lack of giant blue dong

      • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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        I don’t swing that way but it’s truly unfortunate 😔

        • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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          He’s just not whole without the blue kielbasa.

          …like Kool aid with no sugar, ham with no burger!

        • Bertuccio@lemmy.world
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          If you’ve seen the film, it will do all the swinging for you.

      • LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml
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        Something was clearly wrong with this picture.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      No. Just rendered by a PS1

      • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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        Makes sense

    • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It kinda looks like there was text someone removed

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      Can’t have those man nipples.

  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
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    Did….did you censor dr manhattans male presenting nipples?

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      Is he even male anymore? I thought that was more like a dead sex to him since he was AMAB but is now a god.

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        Biologically and functionally speaking, he’s whatever and everything. Practically speaking, he chooses to have a dick and look like a big muscular man that looks nothing like his previous form (so its even more deliberate), so it seems the only thing that survived his ascention was his gender identity.

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      • cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee
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        Someone never read the comic book

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    I was working at K-mart as a regional manager making 80k a year. Good luck verifying that.

    • Garbanzo@lemmy.world
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      I was a senior project manager at Twitter

      • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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        What’s a Twitter grandpa?

        • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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          Nice counter…

          Now get off my lawn!

          /s

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      You’re a strange man Marx, but you steam a good ham

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    Shouldn’t his answer be “Yes. I signed an NDA.”?

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      Yes, no, I don’t know. Could you repeat the question?

      • Garbanzo@lemmy.world
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        Would you please be the boss of me now?

        • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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          Life is unfair.

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            And you’re not so big

        • MantisWaffle@lemmy.world
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          I thought it was “you’re not the boss of me now”.

          • Garbanzo@lemmy.world
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            Sure, but we’re in a job interview, right?

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          Only if we’re playing FinDom.

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      Also, shouldn’t they mention that in the resume?

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    Rule # 1 of signing an NDA: you’re not allowed to say that you signed an NDA.

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      Even if you don’t mention who you signed it with? There’s quite a bit difference between saying “I’ve signed NDA” and “I’ve signed NDA with company (name)”

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        I mean, who else other than your last employer would it be with?

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          Breaking the agreement does not always mean you will get in trouble for it. This is the one rule that can be risked breaking without facing repercussions.

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            Breaking it in any way means you will likely have to pay back any money they gave you immediately.

            Personally, I would consider that to be a repercussion.

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              I didn’t say there are no repercussions. I said it is a safe bet on a risk that many individuals are willing to make.

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                I mean, you can break any rule, law or agreement without facing repercussions, if you don’t get caught.

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                  I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

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                  I’m glad we both came to an agreement 🤝

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      Actual Rule #1 of signing an NDA: unless you work on Defense, NDAs are virtually unenforceable

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        This is really fucking terrible advice.

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      Where, US?

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    I just tell them I was in and out of rehab.

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      Power move

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    Isn’t it normally part of an NDA to not being able to admit you signed one.

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      Not normally, that wouldn’t make much sense. It’s easier to just say you signed an NDA and anyone with sense knows you’re not allowed to talk about the work.

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      It’s about Disclosure not Admittance. That would be a NAA.

      When asked your say: NAA…

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        Unless you’re Bruce Wayne, in which case when asked you might say NA NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA…

        I’ll see myself out.

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      Depends

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    “Yes, but then I’ll have to kill you”

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