THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY CANNOT FAIL, IT CAN ONLY BE FOILED BY RUSSIAN LASER WEAPONS
lol “defected to the US” [from a capitalist Russia that was being gutted by the US]
Holy shit dude this is fucking awesome.
We’re gonna start ww3 because our ruling elite would prefer to believe our geriatric old-ass president it being hit with magic Russian space lasers rather than him being so old that he could’ve met veterans from the American Civil War, The Spanish-American war, world War 1, world War 2, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the gulf War, the Iraq invasion, the Afghanistan invasion, the Syrian invasion, etc. All in one fucking lifetime
Let’s see this empire commit an elaborate Afghanistan it will never recover from…
Preferably in its own backyard
Ok… first as a tragedy (Soviets in Afghanistan), then as a farce (America in Mexico???)
Much more preferable if it’s like Texas, Montana, or for irony’s sake Kansas.
Aight, prbly in Kansas
Omfg how is there still people that believe Havana Syndrome is real? It’s the dumbest propaganda cooked up by the State Department
A month or two ago I visited my grandma (classic working-class lib who watches a fuckton of cable news) and 60 Minutes was on and they were doing a Very Serious segment on Havana Syndrome and I literally thought it was a rerun for a bit b/c I couldn’t believe there could be Havana Syndrome consent manufacturing in 2024
So they been blasting him with that energy weapon for about 4 years now haha
It’s like a slow cooker, just set it and check back in about 4 years when your target’s brain is well done.
This was a plot from a Spider-Man issue from the 80’s. A mad scientist had an energy weapon set up on a rooftop that made people go mad and be mean to each other. Spidey figured it out and beat up the mad scientist. So OBVIOUSLY, Drumpf is working with a KGB Doc-tor (pronounced Russianly and evil) to make Biden look bad.
Honestly surprised it wasn’t the Hatemonger (AKA Hitler) again
Grrrrrrrrrgbrtt
“Boris, the weapon has worked! The president has been turned into a hopeless, sundowning 81 year-old!”
“That was the sound of the weapon malfunctioning, Natasha.”
BlueAnon
Hell yeah this is what I’m talking about
Yuri Shvets sounds like a Brace persona who comes out when the TrueAnon studio HVAC dies
