In fairness, who knows what those homeland security goons might have done? Could easily have hijacked the plane and flown it into a migrant concentration camp. I’ll chalk this up as “3 terrorists caught, 1 terror attack stopped”.
I once accidentally got through TSA with a fucking knife in my carry-on bag. That’s despite those assholes putting me through a “random” screening.
I only realized I had it because they caught it on the flight back and I was surprised so I just told them to toss it, but I was shocked they didn’t catch it the first time. Totally useless fucking fascists.
I was questioned by German airport security when they X-rayed my backpack that had metal reinforcing struts sewn into some of the seams. (They were very chill and were probably messing with me by asking me a beer stein was called like they couldn’t remember the word “stein”.)
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In fairness, who knows what those homeland security goons might have done? Could easily have hijacked the plane and flown it into a migrant concentration camp. I’ll chalk this up as “3 terrorists caught, 1 terror attack stopped”.
I once accidentally got through TSA with a fucking knife in my carry-on bag. That’s despite those assholes putting me through a “random” screening.
I only realized I had it because they caught it on the flight back and I was surprised so I just told them to toss it, but I was shocked they didn’t catch it the first time. Totally useless fucking fascists.
I was questioned by German airport security when they X-rayed my backpack that had metal reinforcing struts sewn into some of the seams. (They were very chill and were probably messing with me by asking me a beer stein was called like they couldn’t remember the word “stein”.)
No USA airport security gave a shit.