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Stamets@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Riker has a 14 inch cock confirmed

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Riker has a 14 inch cock confirmed

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Stamets@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    Pretty sure he did it first

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      Yeah, I was going to say, it’s the guy who came up with these:

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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        9 months ago

        Oh yeah!

        Encounter at Farpoint Skants

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          #JusticeForTheScant

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          The scounce was too sexy for its time

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          9 months ago

          Sadly missed

          • Repple (she/her)@lemmy.world
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            Lower decks confirmed the scants are still a uniform option, just out of vogue

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              I mean, it’s just a tunic.

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        To be fair (ish) the sixties were wild on the costume department. See “These boots are made for walking” for example.

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      deleted by creator

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        9 months ago

        That’s Kirk’s middle name.

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    9 months ago

    Post this again, but with a picture of him smiling knowingly.

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      9 months ago

      https://iv1.lisimg.com/image/6488928/740full-gene-roddenberry.jpg

    • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      “I’m 6’ 10”. Those are two measurements.”

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    9 months ago

    Riker’s python, Worf’s got two… truly, the crew of the Enterprise D was blessed.

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      9 months ago

      Even the android is…fully functional.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      Worf’s got two

      We only know that one specific Klingon had two. And those Klingons appear to be a different species from Worf since we’ve seen Klingons from before and after the Discovery era and they either looked like Worf or TOS Klingons, which were the wrinkle forehead Klingons augmented with the same genetic augments as Khan according to Enterprise. There is a fan theory that I like that the Klingon Empire is actually more than one species, like the Xindi, which fight for control.

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        When worf got hit by that barrel and was paralyzed for an episode, they definitely mentioned that Klingons and an unusual number of duplicate organs due to their violent history.

        It doesn’t explicitly state double dongs, but it does imply it.

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          Which does make you wonder. Jadzia would definitely find a way, but what was going on with Troi and Ezri?

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            “Engage sideways docking.”
            “I wish you wouldn’t say this every time, Worf.”

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            Series versus parallel

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        We only know that one specific Klingon had two.

        Didn’t Lorca make some reference to all Klingons having two? When that one Klingon threatened to rape him or whatever

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          I thought it was only the one we saw peeing.

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            S1E5, around 23:00

            LORCA: I hear you’re seeking solace in the arms of a human male. We don’t even have the right number of organs for you.

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              Gotcha. Thanks.

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              Drawled Lucius Malfloy. I know at least half of you read it in that voice too.

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        Which Klingon had two? Kahless?

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          There’s a scene in Discovery where you see a Klingon peeing and there are two streams. So it’s more implied.

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            I’m up to Voyager, but Discovery is coming next then! 😅

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              For what it’s worth, I think Discovery’s first season was pretty disappointing, I enjoyed 2-4, but the fifth season was probably the worst season in all of Star Trek.

              On the other hand, Prodigy is some of the best Star Trek I’ve ever seen, especially season 2, which is almost another season of Voyager.

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                Good deal. When it comes to Trek, I’ve decided to just take in all of it; the good, the bad, and The Final Frontier.

                Also, at this point, I’m used to a Trek having a rough first couple seasons.

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                  I get it. I recently started a 943 Club thread in our sister community for more serious Star Trek posts for people who have gotten to or plan to get to all 943 Star Trek TV show episodes, movies and Short Treks. I just achieved that by finishing Prodigy. Good luck and enjoy!

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    I feel like we all would have noticed Riker smuggling a 14" summer sausage in one of those Federation uniforms.

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    After the Eugenics Wars, artificial manipulation of the human genome was as prohibited, except for very specific purposes.

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