- Cranberries evolved so they wouldn’t be eaten. - Most fruits want to be eaten so that birds disperse the seeds. - Their preferred method of dispersal was dropping into flowing water, so that they could find somewhere nice to grow near water. - The astringent taste was to stop birds eating them. They became buoyant in water to help them float down stream. - Humans appeared and loved that dry flavour. - Became one of the most eaten fruits on the planet. - Humans even harvest them by flooding and using their own buoyancy against them. - They will get their revenge. 
- Which is funny since cranberries grow on the water. - Cranberries don’t grow on the water, the fields are just flooded at harvest time because the berries float, which makes it an easy method to gather them. - Farmed cranberries are grown in fields that are flooded at harvest. Cranberries naturally grow in bogs. Not water like a lake, but shallow wetlands, yes. 
- Are the plants growing? Are they in water? Your honor, no further questions 
 
- Cranberries do not grow on the water. - Their fields are flooded during harvest because that expedites harvesting. 
 





