• the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    5 days ago

    I spent a good 10 minutes failing to come up with a cop vampire pun but I’m tired and loopy so I’ll answer it straight.

    Cop is a known vampire? --> laws for warrants include wording giving temporary transfer of ownership to judge.

    Cop is secret vampire --> they gotta fool you with a giant check from publishers clearinghouse