Come on, it has TOON in the name! 
I live in PA and the closest I’ve come to Hawktoona is Harrisburg the capitol on a school trip. Fuck that place.
You haven’t been there cuz it’s not real.
El Tuna
All hawk tuna
making fun of 
place names, meanwhile their own cities are named things like Poughkeepsie (I still refuse to believe that’s a real place) and Altoona(To be clear, I am in support of making fun all the
place names)Al Tuna was my gay porn name. I played a surly fisherman
Altona is a stinky suburb in Australia. Altoona must be the extra stinky version (the extra O stands for odour)
i’m so happy that even on the bear website someone recognises the pungency of smelltona
I remember Altoona PA being mentioned in Groundhog day.
After seeing “Altoona Pizza” I realized this was a false memory implanted by 5G hijacked by whatever rogue AI generated the pizza image.
me? I’ll have an altoona fish salad please
Considering the abomination that is “altoona pizza” I have no doubt that altoona fish salad is swedish fish drenched in ranch.
They caught Luigi in toon town smh my head
At first when they said Altoona I thought he was in Iowa because I know there’s an Altoona Iowa. They have a casino and an amusement park which is more than you can say for most of Iowa.
This site acts like they care about trains and then don’t even recognize the home of the Curve
