Discussion topics for us cis guys:
- It’s not weird that I’ve been wearing the same shirts for the last 15 years
- Stop forcing me to do personal hygiene
- Nickleback is the best music, hands down
- My personality is that I like to play darts at the pub
- I don’t need to wipe. My body, my choice.
- Apologising for making mistakes - that thing that other people like to do.
I can’t wait to hear what the cis men have to say about these pressing issues.
Sorry, you’re not cis manly enough. You gotta stretch the wear out until there’s barely any hint of colour left.