The expanding star of the show.
I’ve seen so many pictures like this that I can’t remember what he actually looks like.
His eyes are too close together and his nose is weirdly scrunched. Not too much, and it wouldn’t be an issue if he weren’t so ridiculously ugly on the inside.
I’ve seen plenty of people who aren’t conventionally attractive and who are beautiful people. But when you’re that ugly on the inside, your outward appearance becomes a symbol of your inward rot. He’s not conventionally attractive, but that’s nothing compared to the evil he brings to every interaction. That’s why he’s ugly.
I have no eye for this, but around 110% looks like a normal person’s face to me.
Anywhere from 93% to 107% and I can’t tell if it’s his actual face or not
The fact that he’s in the actual OP pic (second from the right, next to Don Jr) might help a bit, though 🤷
Granted, him being significantly taller than I thought had me confused at first too…
I can always easily spot him in photos even if he’s partially obscured as long as he’s smiling by his gums to teeth ratio. Sooo weird.
Speaking of spotting cringe things, those fucking jackets! 😬🤦
Brownshirts
This is some elementary school field trip shit
oh, so it’s not shopped
Is that really him, though, or yet another Photoshop? Only teacup face looks right anymore.
/s?
Little bits
Eat that tiny shit you stupid bitch.
whos that
Charlie kirk
His face… so… smol.
Charlie Kirk, a key Trump ally who joined Trump’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., on a trip to Greenland this week, argued on his podcast Wednesday that it was imperative for the U.S. to control Greenland … “It is the resurrection of masculine American energy. It is the return of Manifest Destiny,” said Kirk (Source)
These fucking people. It’s really men like this, with their idiotic ideas of masculinity, who make the world as miserable as it is.
Good grief. He even took Tiny Face Kirk with him.
I mean, I know their proverbial barrel isn’t very deep. But usually you don’t immediately scrape the nasty shit right off the bottom of it.
Maga is the dumber AND OVERWEIGHT version of the Nazi Party.
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Yeah I don’t want to body shame, I just tried to pictured a Maga army in my mind and that’s how it came.
Gravy seals all the way down
They can even use the catchphrase “Roll out”
Mustard Race
Hey now! Mustard is a venerable and useful spice. It was literally the first spice anyone ever used to make good food, right after salt.
I do love mustard
My grandparents had to deal with actual Nazis, and you have no idea…
Ours are just getting started.
Doing what the American voters won’t: throwing these grifters back on the boat and shipping them out.
Their jackets say Trump Force! 😂
I had people tell me 💩:“the wars will end“ instead there is some bullshit bingo from day one.
I think I will be more correct in my predictions.
Everyone thinks their prediction is correct. Otherwise they wouldn’t predict anything.
More like Trump Farts amirite? 🤣
That’s not a fart. Farts don’t stain your pants.
Did daddy send him, or did he go trying to impress daddy?
I mean, it’s Don Jr. and not Eric, so probably daddy sent him.
That’s not why he left. He left because all that white powder was not what he had hoped for.
I don’t believe in the whole alpha/beta male bullshit but these motherfuckers a 100% betas.
The easiest way to spot a weak minded, insecure person who couldn’t lead water from a funnel is for them to claim to be an alpha.
Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king,
The smallest dog yips the loudest.
Never seen a bigger group of whiny lovers, even when they do win.
I feel the same way.
who are all these ghouls in the photo?
Probably the notable celebrities of the sex offender registry
Considering the two closest have Trump Force One embroidered on their jackets, I’m thinking his own staff.
Crew for the trump plane?
They legitimately believe they are villain protagonists.
The villain part is important, they do not see themselves as good guys.
Dur, Trump Force One goes to Greenland.
Trump
ForceFarce OneFtfy
What did they do?
Trump has been trying to distract from his backpedaling on all of his campaign promises (massive & stupid tariffs, lowering grocery prices somehow, deporting like 1/4 of the population, etc) before he’s even been sworn in by saying he’s going to annex/buy/maybe conquer Greenland from Denmark. He’s also said this about Canada and sort of about Panama.
The whole thing is a media stunt, but basically, he sent his son and a bunch of other ghouls (pictured in the OP) to Greenland to make an appearance for the media. They did, then they left. It was a fools’ errand and there were lots of fools to choose from.
Edit: Confirmed: https://newrepublic.com/post/190070/donald-trump-jr-greenland-staged-homeless
This is not a media stunt. All Danish political leaders have been called in for an emergency meeting later today
Having an ally, and especially your strongest ally, tell you that they can’t exclude the possibility of economic or military action against you, is critical, even if it was meant as a joke
He may be using it as a media stunt, but it is having real consequences in the real world already
“A joke with real-world consequences” sums Trump up nicely, I’d say.
I get what you’re saying, but… realistically, there will literally be 0 consequences, no? Like what could Denmark or Canada or Panama even do?
All of these countries have more allies than just the US. And all of their allies are concerned. It is naive to think that USA can do whatever they want, because nobody can do anything about it.
I like that he keeps saying Canada will become a new state of the United states like it’s not a larger land mass than the United states with multiple discrete provinces and territories.
There’s about 40 million ppl in Canada and about 38 million in California. I don’t support the idea but it’s not entirely insane for it to be one state.
Nah it’s pretty ridiculous, most States of the USA have less than a quarter of the population and 20 have less than a tenth. Suggesting Canada joins as a single state is nonsense, particularly when it has 13 provinces/territories, each with their own established governments. The whole system of government is different from the USA.
Apart from the whole being part of the USA thing. That’s insane. I just hope Canada’s right wing are not so craven as to want to sell out their country, but I don’t trust them.
If I learned anything about rightwingers, it’s that most of them have no qualms whatsoever about selling out their own country.
At the same time they do love to call themselves patriots and accuse progressives of not being.
I’m asking what Greenland did.
Oh they and Denmark each issued statements to the effect of “No… Greenland is not for sale. And if you try to invade greenland, we will defend it.” And the King of Denmark made the decision (which i have heard called brave and unexpected) to… wait for it… change the royal seal somewhat to emphasize the elements representing Greenland.
Ok the meme says “when he finds out the Danes, the native Inuits of Greenland … hate his daddy’s fucking guts”. That is what I’m referring to. What happened for the meme to say that? This sounds like more happened than Denmark saying no and changing the seal.
Beats me. Apparently 25% of the residents of the capital, Nuuk, are Greenlandic Inuits. I’m sure they aren’t happy about the whole thing since it’s their land. But I don’t see any news stories about this specifically realting to them.
Lol. I guess they still have the same level of ‘respect’ for him in most parts of the world, as after his first term.
Ahem: “Before his first term. “
Nah, we had zero respect before his first term and then that plummeted.
Does whoever wrote this think the NSDAP was founded one year after Hitler became chancellor?
It’s also a year after they won the election.
Eww ugly shit in such a beautiful country
