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PointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 6 months ago

(cw worm) if you're cold, they're cold. LET THEM IN

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(cw worm) if you're cold, they're cold. LET THEM IN

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PointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 6 months ago
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  • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    Udon

    • BobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      6 months ago

      Gonna give it a big slurp

  • CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn [any]@hexbear.net
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    Absolutely wretched and revolting rat-salute

    • PointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      brainworms we like it here

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    I keep telling you NO

    • PointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      6 months ago

      but PLIIIIIIISSSSS

  • TheBroodian [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Delete this

    • PointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      nope

  • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Mine helps me scratch those hard to scratch spots

    • PointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Mine scratch my amygdala for me so good gives me the shivers

  • morte [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    WORMSWORMSWORMSWORMSWORMSWORMS

    • PointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Just the one worm actually but they can multiply if you’re lucky :):):):)

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        If I chop it into a hundred pieces will I have a hundred wiggly friends?

        Also if I deep fry it, will it taste like an onion ring?

        • PointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          More like calamari. And no unfortunately this kills the worm

      • morte [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

  • ozmathewitch [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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    what a cute little pet!

  • damnatum_seditiosus [any]@hexbear.net
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    Relevant emergency-room video

    • PointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I’m not watching thet but I appreciate the share

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
  • btbt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    mmmmm noodle

    • PointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Hhha yes put me in your mouth

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