American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value.
  • ikt@aussie.zoneEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    we’re not in the slower than walking era, we’re in the ford model t era, i’m reading someone call the ford model t magic beans (eg. a scam) while millions of people are driving one every day and simultaneously worried it’s going to ruin transportation all over the north america

    “It took years of hard work for us to steal beans from farmers, apply our unique brand of magic, and seek investment from our nation’s finest rubes and oafs,” a Beanco spokesman said. “Now DeepBean wants to steal our magic beans, rebrand the magic, and get money from their own buffoons and clods? It’s just not right.”

    again, these are contradictory statements, it cannot be both a scam that has no value (eg. magic beans) and going to take all our jobs

          • ikt@aussie.zoneEnglish
            2·
            10 months ago

            hey i’m running on solar and battery so no waste of electricity here ;)

            but yeah that was it, i just noticed how here and on mastodon i read ‘ai is a scam’ and then turn my head and read ‘ai will take all our jobs’, makes for a nice whiplash effect

            also it’s 4am here i’m going to sleep, appreciate the chat