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  • To be fair even with the power of racism on his side, by the time he started setting up the Chinese sniper had already finished the job

    He ain’t beating that even if he was the most racist man in the world

    • REgon [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Uncle Ruckus would have nailed it I tell ya hwat.

      Edit: By the time he hit his target the Chinese team was done lol. Not just the sniper. He hits at 55 and they’re out at 56

      • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        By the time he hit his target the Chinese team was done lol. Not just the sniper. He hits at 55 and they’re out at 56

        I know right? I was just talking about how the Chinese sniper had already set up before the pig got up the stairs and took his shot before the pig even got his sniper rifle into position but the whole team finishing before the pig took his shot is just chefs-kiss xi-lib-tears

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          There’s something comic about the way they cut to the top of the stairs after being on B-roll for a painfully long period and HES STILL NOT THERE YET. They hold the camera, surely he’s up soon right? Nope

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          To be fair he does have a big rifle on his back.

          To be even fairer his job is to run around with that rifle, so he should be able to do two flights of stairs faster than a toddler doing the scary ghost crawl from that Japanese horror movie

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            I used to do hard core milsim stuff and I can guarantee you even with my broke ass body I could set up and fire faster than that cop. I also wouldn’t drop my mag like a fuckin amateur. That chinese dude though holy shit not beating that lol.

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            To be even fairer his job is to run around with that rifle

            At the point where your police snipers have to do mad dashes up 4 flights of stairs into target shots you fucked up badly somewhere else. At the same time, they probably should be able to do it.

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                Agree, but I’m willing to take “Best SWAT Team Challenge” on it’s own premise here to steelman it. It’s just that even going by it, it doesn’t make a lot of sense because this competition basically operates on videogame logic with no externalities or command

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                  Oh yeah this is full on tacticool COD brain obstacle course games. But that’s basically all American police cares about, so their performance is pathetic