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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • MithranArkanere@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.

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      3 months ago

      That’s called a jeanis.

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        We’ve already been through this

        • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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          3 months ago

          Is it jeans season again?

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            3 months ago

            It is always jeans season on Lemmy

      • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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        3 months ago

        I think the joke is that he has an erection.

        • misterdoctor@lemmy.world
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          3 months ago

          Jeanis

          • ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world
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            3 months ago

            I know your comment didn’t necessarily appear out of nowhere, but it reminds me of that subreddit “skamtebord”

            I miss that one sometimes…

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              There’s a lot of good subreddits I miss. Not enough to go back, but I get it for sure.

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          Nah, there’s no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button.

          Jeanis is correct.

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          Erections are no joke. You could poke an eye out with one of those.

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      It’s because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.

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        Worst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”

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          I have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I’m happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.

      • MithranArkanere@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        You are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink.

        You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc

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