• FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee
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    55 minutes ago

    So this DIDN’T come out and flop already?

    Also, anyone else remember when they used to look forward to seeing Jack Black’s name on something?

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    43 minutes ago

    Just do what sonic did and rework everything. This is going to be a joke.

  • secret300@lemmy.sdf.org
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    3 hours ago

    Oh boy can’t wait for off brand Jumanji

    Seriously tho, there’s so much you could do with Minecraft and the settled on making a Jumanji clone

  • yuri@pawb.social
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    7 hours ago

    this movie has never stopped looking EXACTLY like those shitty “minecraft in real life” renders.

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    21 hours ago

    It’s from the same brain that gave us Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre. It’s weird on purpose, y’all.

  • AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com
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    1 day ago

    I don’t understand. I mean that honestly. Is it really this hard to make a movie that’s true to its video game roots? You already have a built in fan base, so you know they will help with ticket sales and word of mouth. You need it to be accessible to normies, which is fine you can dumb things down but it’s MINECRAFT, it’s not like we’re talking super dense lore here.

    • MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING@lemm.ee
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      13 hours ago

      There’s not really anything in the game that’s worthy of a movie anyway. Don’t get me wrong, it’s one of the best things I’ve ever played and the fun we had on multiplayer servers hosted with my friends will stay with me forever, but it’s not exactly bursting full of lore and storylines.

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        9 hours ago

        That’s kinda the point I think. The only thing they had was the aesthetic and they half assed that so its kinda pointless 😄 Not only do they not have the original fans, they won’t have any new fans either. Just a waste of everyones time.

    • peregrin5@lemm.ee
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      18 hours ago

      Can they just stop making video game movies and have some originality for once? I thought the writer strikes were over. Why is shit still so uninspired?

      • Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee
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        1 hour ago

        Should they go back to adapting books, plays, short stories, poems, tv shows, board games, tabletop games, songs, toy lines, children’s games, other movies, or an older version of the same movie instead?

  • veee@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    Other than the title and creatures the poster doesn’t really scream Minecraft.