This dude is writing punchlines for political cartoons from 1838.
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I’m disappointed in him. This is the shittiest nickname he’s ever made. He’s off hiis game
Donnie Fastball bouncing pitches in front of the plate. Sad.
People are saying he lost his heater folks! They’re calling him Donnie Eephus now. Very sad, very very sad, I will say that. But Randy Johnson was very unfair to me for many years. He’s a big guy, but he’s very nasty.
panican is lame, but i think the bit in () saves it
Yeah, that part is admittedly funny, but not by his intention
running out of juice
It doesn’t seem at all like something he would ever think of or say. I wonder who came up with it.
Ninja edit. At first I thought somebody in the White House thought of it. But maybe he stole it from Fox News because he had no inspiration.
he’s just gonna Thelma and Louise this thing off a cliff. critical support I guess
The fucking moralizing tough guy talk is so annoying.
spoiler
S&P gapped down about $20 since Friday so I guess they’re panican.
you can either be a PANICAN or a PANICAN’T
You’re panican about your future? What are you weak and stupid?
Strong brave words from our fearless leader.
lol,
trying to chain letter his way out of causing the Great-er DepressionExtremely on the nose fascist rhetoric even for trump, but he can’t help himself from slipping in the branding huckster nicknames
I trust your plan, JDPON Dan.
(A new party based on Weak and Stupid people!)
I love the explaining the bit thing like some kind of tweet version of Ben garrison labeling every thing
The last of the Panican
“Despite the constant negative press covfefe” is still the Sistine Chapel of tweets
Nah that’d be “sex gifs.” from
I think Ted Cruz retweeting porn on 9/11 gets the crown for me
I’m kinda into the idea of joining a political party based on it being Weak & Stupid.
I bet the aesthetics are lit.
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Biden set dinosaur egg price high. He get kicked out of White Cave. Trump make Bedrock great again. Trump raise rock price big for rock sharing communists. They won’t know what club them.
you’ve heard of the SDS
now get ready for
The SBS
smooth brain sickos
Rally to Restore Unsanity
