Wrong answers only
WHERE’S MY BURGER! IT’S BEEN 10 MINUTES!
AN OWL PISSED IN MY NEST!
Bird version of
ethics in gaming journalism
Stop using my likeness to excuse war crimes!
The dread of being a beautiful creature whose image is associated with burger fascists
“Dammit why didn’t you people go with the turkey instead like Franklin suggested!”
They went back in time to the signing of the Declaration of Independence to get turkeys off the menu.
wokeness
Pissed off that a bird as cool as him is associated with the great satan…oh sorry, you said wrong answers only.
Uhh….what’s the deal with airline food?
The realization that, due to the rising cost of eggs, bald eagles will soon be factory farmed for both their eggs at poultry factory farms, and for the symbolism at irony farms.
its singing the soviet anthem
He’s really gotta poop
Everything except for rap and country.
AMERIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKA!!!
I am pushing! You did this to me, Gerald!
People thinking his cry is too wimpy and using the golden eagle’s instead
