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wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago

Time for the big question: is it gay to suck your own dick?

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Time for the big question: is it gay to suck your own dick?

wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • mendiCAN [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Let’s be really honest here: gay schmay… only reason guys don’t do it is cuz they can’t.

    #yesallmen

    You… Yeah you took a break durin a hogg woopin’ to see how close you could get. As a joke of course… you weren’t serious of course… (unless?)

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      Tsk tsk, always forgetting us asexuals exist. We aren’t gay because we don’t do this. We’re gay because we like the color purple.

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        The one uniting thing between asexuals and bisexuals (besides being gay)

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      Nah, I could definitely reach when I was younger, slimmer and more flexible.

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        Ok, i can’t hold back any longer. You can’t just leave us hanging like this. How was it?

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          Extremely meh, tbh

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