wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agoTime for the big question: is it gay to suck your own dick?message-squaremessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up142
arrow-up142message-squareTime for the big question: is it gay to suck your own dick?wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squareZuzak [fae/faer, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·9 months ago“If you go back in time and have sex with yourself, would that be considered masturbation?” was another one of those questions that were rigorously discussed when I was in high school.
minus-squareWoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·9 months agoNo. Because you are not the same person. No man can walk through the same river twice, for it is not the same river, and it is not the same man.
minus-squareZuzak [fae/faer, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 months agoDamn, people gotta adjust their body counts
minus-squareinsurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoThere is a delay between thought and action. Therefore by the time you begin each stroke the person with the intent to do so is already in the past. Therefore, masturbation is a little gay.
minus-squaremayo_cider [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-29 months agoYou bet the sex I’m going to have is going to be gay
“If you go back in time and have sex with yourself, would that be considered masturbation?” was another one of those questions that were rigorously discussed when I was in high school.
No. Because you are not the same person.
No man can walk through the same river twice, for it is not the same river, and it is not the same man.
Damn, people gotta adjust their body counts
There is a delay between thought and action. Therefore by the time you begin each stroke the person with the intent to do so is already in the past.
Therefore, masturbation is a little gay.
You bet the sex I’m going to have is going to be gay