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AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Hexbears are so mean!

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Hexbears are so mean!

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AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Hexbears are so mean and insulting!

You stupid troglodyte misgenders me

You’re right, I’m sorry for being so problematic you racist scumbag lmao

Edit: thanks to this disgusting chud for coming over to prove how much they need the wall

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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Debate nerds triggered by someone shooting back with a “stfu nerd” instead of a dissertation.

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      They’re not even debate nerds. I’ve gone thru debatey discussions with a bunch of them, and they just end up in a circular loop or being condescending and then crying foul when you say they’re being condescending.
      One of their favorite phrases is “don’t put words in my mouth” and “strawman” which is apparently when you quote what they say back at them.

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        This is all of them smuglord

        • combat_brandonism [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          such great timing for that emoji to land as we federated

          • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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            Inshallah

            • combat_brandonism [they/them]@hexbear.net
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              alhamdulillah*

              • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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                Thanks for the correction!

                I take it Inshallah doesn’t make sense for past tense like this?

                I was intending it like

                “if that’s what god wills” with a shrug and a shit eating grin

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                  You may mean ‘mashallah’? I think that one is the past tense, like ‘it was Allah’s will’ but used commonly to mean ‘it went well’ (thanks to Allah).

                  I don’t think either mashallah or inshallah are used ironically, or at least I haven’t heard them used that way, but I’m not am Arabic speaker so can’t say for sure. I consulted this page which also has an explainer for Alhamdulillah

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                  ah yeah mashallah more fitting that ‘thank god’ then

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        They don’t care about the truth, they just want an excuse to be self righteous

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    • SunriseParabellum [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Even when you give them a dissertation they get pissed off. They assume how debate works is they say their “right” opinion and then everyone realizes how smart they are and they get a free blowjob. The second they get actually solid push-back they get panicked.

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        terminal Sorkin brain

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  • TerminalEncounter [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    You literally couldn’t make it easier for these morons to use the right pronouns

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    mothers milk dripping off his lips

    frothingfash

    • StewartCopelandsDad [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      homelander

  • beef_curds [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    That’s the most redditly comment I’ve ever read.

    I can just see them clicking post feeling like it’s the sickest burn.

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  • Lerios [hy/hym]@hexbear.net
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    i’m so so glad that tumblr outgrew insults like this in like 2015 and i haven’t had to see them since. overly verbose “i’m smarter than you and so not owned” insults are up there with the most cringe ass shit the internet does.

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      • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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        Ive seen many of your comments and only just now realized that that’s your icon, and not an emote you put in every message lmao

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          • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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            just send the image to @WhyEssEff@hexbear.net right? Or is there a comm? I never payed attention I just drowned in the sea of emotes

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              • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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                we’re glad to have you Care-Comrade

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            • WhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.net
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              !emoji@hexbear.net

    • CTHlurker [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I’ll be honest, I’m still kind of partial to calling people troglodytes, but I mostly do it because I’ve been trying to get update my vocabulary to not be ableist. Also I think it’s funny to call people troglodytes when they begin talking about what a woman should or should not be, which WAAAAAY too many men around me have a habit of doing.

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        Captain Haddock was ahead of his time.

      • GarbageShoot [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Philistine is a good one

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        Impressingly enough Egon Olsen has a lot of non-ableist insults. You might get some good additions to your vocabulary by watching Olsen banden.
        Porridge farmer is pretty good.

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    I gotta say, I was expecting vitriol when I first got a reply to a comment from a Hexbear user, but y’all are genuinely appreciative of discourse and it’s been refreshing to not immediately be attacked when I argue in good faith. Y’all are getting a bad rap lol, glad to be able to communicate with you

    • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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      Back atcha o7

  • ZoomeristLeninist [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    will no one rid me of this turbulent isntance? frothingfash

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    mothers milk dripping off his lips

    Rule 1 of making insults: don’t hint about your sexual fetish

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    mother’s milk

    cringe

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Something very Freudian about the Lemmy fascists. We should study it.

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        "Hah, you disgusting tankies are too busy looking at your foot fetish porn… with its supple toes… and gorgeous wrinkles… and the smell, oh God, the smell!

        Where was I? Uhh. Yeah… you tankies suck."

      • RedQuestionAsker2 [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net
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        This is how Call of Cthulhu campaigns start

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        I agree. Get the calipers.

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    Something about the way he phrased it makes me think this is one of those breast milk ice cream guys

    • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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      we need to put a stop to all new kinds of guys until we can figure out what the fuck is going on

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        calling an official Guy Moratorium effective immediately

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          I keep saying this but people keep stopping me from pouring the estrogen into the water main.

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            Hey, I didn’t see anything, it was the other guy who snitched

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              guy

              again, it seems the problem is men smh

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      He says it in a way like of course everyone secretly wishes they could still breastfeed, but he’s grownup enough to resist the temptation and we’re not, or something

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    that weasely shit has just openly misgendered me and refuses to edit it.

    • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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      I’d edit out the stuff about calling him a diaper fetishist, nothing wrong with that on its own afaik

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        You’re right, it’s unfair to adult babies to compare them to that person. Nobody deserves that. I’ve edited my post accordingly.

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          rat-salute

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    Now that’s a weird pervert

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    Is it not strawmanning to represent your opponent as a… “cave-dwelling infant”?

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      I think it’s technically an ad hominem.

      Strawmanning would usually be misrepresenting somebodies argument instead.

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        Well here I was excited to turn my opponent into a literal scarecrow, that’s disappointing.

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      You just can’t comprehend it, sorry commie, you’ve got the wrong brain pan for it

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        debatebro-l walter-breakdown

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    living in caves in this economy seems like a mood ngl

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      The cost of subscriptions for foraging licenses is getting to be outrageous!

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      Economy nothing. I live in a cave because the surface temperature is way too damned high.

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    Mothers milk dripping

    This has to be a bit lmao

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