It’s over bros/siss/xes
I boiled the pasta, and instead of draining the water, I accidentally added the tomato sauce into the water with the pasta. My pasta is now soup.
The only saving grace is that I usually undercook my pasta and eat it crunchy. So I can still reduce the “soup” a bit before it becomes overcooked.
I just tasted the pasta. I added salt to it which was a mistake because the sauce I bought also has salt in it. I now am beginning to understand how that “if I cook even the simplest of food I will somehow fuck it up and poison everybody” gag in anime works.
I need to see Italians with deep (and silly) beliefs about authenticity react to this. I once worked with an Italian that got very angry about American pizza. Pizza with tomatoes didn’t even exist until nearly 1900 and wasn’t popular in Italy until it was already popular in the US.
Perfect your pasta soup recipe, comrade.