Disclaimer: I’m stealing these from Fred Clark’s Left Behind Critique because I’m sure as hell not buying any of these books.
Oooh, I’d like the creepy interaction between the 40 something male lead and the 20 year old college girl at the cookie store please
“When will you be in your most important, most formal meeting? Whenever that is, I’ll eat my cookie,” Chloe said. “And I dare you to eat yours then, too.”
“You’ll learn not to dare me,” Buck smiled, but he was only half kidding. “I know no fear.”
Buck reached for her cookie sack.
Buck reached for her cookie sack.
Buck reached for her cookie sack.
Buck reached for her cookie sack.
Outstanding
I found a better one and edited my comment accordingly
big chungus
He began in almost a whisper, “From lands distant and near they have come: from Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria …” He continued, his voice rising and falling dramatically with the careful pronunciation of the name of each member country of the United Nations. Buck sensed a passion, a love for these countries and the ideals of the U.N. Carpathia was clearly moved as he plunged on, listing country after country, not droning but neither in any hurry.
A minute into his list, representatives noticed that with each name, someone from that country rose in dignity and stood erect, as if voting anew for peace among nations. Carpathia smiled and nodded at each as they rose, and nearly every country was represented. Because of the cosmic trauma the world had endured, they had come looking for answers, for help, for support. Now they had been given the opportunity to take their stand once again. …
By the time he got into the Ss in his alphabetical listing, those standing had begun to quietly applaud each new country mentioned. It was a dignified, powerful thing, this show of respect and admiration, this re-welcome into the global village. …
Buck found himself eager to stand as well, ruing the fact that his country was near the end of the alphabet, but feeling pride and anticipation welling up within him. As more and more countries were named and their people stood proudly, the applause grew louder, merely because of the increased numbers. Carpathia was up to the task, his voice growing more emotional and powerful with each new country name.
On and on he thundered as people stood and clapped. “Somalia! South Africa! Spain! Sri Lanka! Sudan! Suriname! Swaziland! Sweden! Syria!”
Find a quote from the character that was making the sharpest knife/sword possible to carry out a biblical prophecy (think it was an attempted murder of the antichrist) if you can. I really want to read about just how sharp the blade was again lol.
“I was not a religious Jew until God destroyed the Russian air force, and I can’t say I’m devout now. I always took the messianic prophecies the way I took the rest of the Torah. Symbolic. The rabbi at the temple I attended occasionally in Tel Aviv said himself that it was not important whether we believed that God was a literal being or just a concept. That fit with my humanist view of the world.”
I remember reading this passage in the actual book…
I doubt you can say anything about the muppets.
“Who is this first horseman? Clearly he represents the Antichrist and his kingdom. His purpose is ‘conquering and to conquer.’ He has a bow in his hand, a symbol of aggressive warfare, and yet there is no mention of an arrow. So how will he conquer? Other passages indicate that he is a ‘willful king’ and that he will triumph through diplomacy. He will usher in a false peace, promising world unity. Will he be victorious? Yes! He has a crown.”
Well, in hindsight maybe I should’ve used a normal kermit picture.
What if there was a clown, but instead of telling jokes, he committed crimes?
“One of my leadership techniques is my power of observation, combined with a prodigious memory,” Carpathia said.
what is this some kinda… tribulation?
“Talk about how we’re supposed to live, now that we call ourselves followers of Christ. You know, like morality and sex and all of that.”
cum
At 30, Cameron Williams was the youngest ever senior writer for the prestigious Global Weekly. The envy of the rest of the veteran staff, he either scooped them on or was assigned to the best stories in the world. Both admirers and detractors at the magazine called him Buck, because they said he was always bucking tradition and authority.
jesus fucking christ
Do you have the part about unbelievers being tortured by invisible monsters?
“Aren’t you afraid that Ms. Zee sounds too much like Missy?”
She stood. “Follow me.” She bristled past him, stomping out of her office and down the long hallway in her sensible shoes. Buck moved deliberately enough to drive Verna crazy, and he noticed people in their cubicles pretending not to notice but fighting smiles.
Crackerino
“There is no guarantee, of course, that even member nations will unanimously go along with the move to destroy 90 percent of their military strength and turn over the remaining 10 percent to the U.N. But several ambassadors expressed their confidence ‘in equipping and arming an international peacekeeping body with a thoroughgoing pacifist and committed disarmament activist as its head.'”
wait this is the book about the antichrist running the UN right? lol i read about it years ago in wikipedia
I’d be certain there are other books in that genre.
Sometimes what the world needs is guillotines.
Buck had never had patience for traffic jams, but this was ridiculous. His jaw tightened and his neck stiffened as his palms squeezed the wheel. The late-model car was a smooth ride, but inching along in near gridlock made the huge automotive power plant feel like a stallion that wanted to run free.
I have a vague recollection that they roll out guillotines for enemies of the Anti-Christ regime in those books. I remember thinking “how the fuck do I pronounce that?”
butts
Buck Williams ducked into a stall in the Pan-Con Club men’s room to double-check his inventory. Tucked in a special pouch inside his jeans
“Buck Williams”?? That’s a real name in the book?
Along with Rayford Steele, Steve Plank, and Nicolae Jetty Carpathia.
I feel like these names could slot into the mst3k chunk beefcake names, a joke I think the blog makes
We smoke to remember.
“I’m going to ask you not to say anything for a minute, all right?”
“Pardon me?” she said. “I’m not allowed to speak?”
“That’s not what I’m saying.”
“It’s what you just said.”
Buck came just short of raising his voice. He knew his look and tone were stern, but he had to do something. “Chloe, you’re not listening to me.”
Planes
“I’m going to invite Hattie to dinner with us this week,” he said.
Chloe narrowed her eyes, “What, you feel like you’re available now?”
Rayford was stunned at his own reaction. He had to keep himself from slapping his own daughter, something he had never done. He gritted his teeth. “How can you say that after all I’ve just told you?” he said. “That’s insulting.”
“So was what you were hoping for with this Hattie Durham, Dad. Do you think she was unaware of what was going on? How do you think she’ll interpret this? She may come on like gangbusters.”
Does transgender stuff get brought up explicitly at any point?
It wasn’t simply Raymie’s age and innocence that had allowed his mother’s influence to affect him so. It was his spirit. He didn’t have the killer instinct, the “me first” attitude Rayford thought he would need to succeed in the real world. He wasn’t effeminate, but Rayford had worried that he might be a mama’s boy — too compassionate, too sensitive, too caring. He was always looking out for someone else when Rayford thought he should be looking out for number one.
spoiler
No, these books were released in the 90s, before trans people were on the American right’s radar.
No !
To say the Israelis were caught off guard, Cameron Williams had written, was like saying the Great Wall of China was long.
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