I’m wearing a t-shirt explaining why but no one can read it because she obscures most of it. And I’m sick of people asking about it.
I’m wearing a t-shirt explaining why but no one can read it because she obscures most of it. And I’m sick of people asking about it.
Tried wrapping her in a rug once, Cleopatra-style, but it didn’t give her enough light to play on her Game Boy Colour and people kept asking why the rug I was carrying kept talking.
Get her one of those lights that look like a snake
And also people would ask why I was carrying a rug around with me, which is harder to answer.
Also was worried people might think I was on my way to dispose a body.
Just tell them you are disposing of the rug, the body is just helping keep it rolled up.
Just say it’s a bundle of curtain rods. Shit, it worked for Lee Harvey Oswald.