I’ve been blowing the whistle in my department about this intellectual charlatan for years.
They made us pay for rights to read his idealistic liberal garbage.
The world is indeed getting better all the time. Now you must excuse me. I have a very important meeting with Bubba “Heinrich” Evil who - of course - is the CEO of EvilCorp. He is responsible for the majority of my funding and my groundbreaking human biodiversity research which is leading to some surprising results. Mr. Evil is very enthusiastic.
I’ve been blowing the whistle in my department about this intellectual charlatan for years. They made us pay for rights to read his idealistic liberal garbage.
The world is indeed getting better all the time. Now you must excuse me. I have a very important meeting with Bubba “Heinrich” Evil who - of course - is the CEO of EvilCorp. He is responsible for the majority of my funding and my groundbreaking human biodiversity research which is leading to some surprising results. Mr. Evil is very enthusiastic.