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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago

Are Amerikkkan politicians even sentient?

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Are Amerikkkan politicians even sentient?

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago
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https://xcancel.com/NewsWire_US/status/1936862699285049580

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  • reaper_cushions [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    The biggest indictment against us communists is that we have not yet established communism as the predominant/only system of social organisation with enemies this stupid. If we can’t win against idiots like this, what does that say about us?

    • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      The priests are dumb, the machine they worship is very smart and crafty

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        That would be fantastic as a song lyric.

    • FortifiedAttack [any]@hexbear.net
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      The conservatives of the past used to be a lot more competent than this. It was them who drove the left to near extinction. Now we got lead-brained boomers, alt-right grifters, and a near infinite supply of centrist liberals who are just fine with the deteriorating status quo.

    • Cimbazarov [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      As others said, the anti-communists of the past were much more competent and created the state apparatus that can have any idiot pilot it while suppressing the left. We are just at the point where the idiots are piloting it.

    • MizuTama [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      The biggest indictment against us communists is that we have not yet established communism as the predominant/only system of social organisation with enemies this stupid. If we can’t win against idiots like this, what does that say about us?

      Wow, you’re terrible at this catgirl-disgust

      Well, you’re the one who has lost repeatedly. So if I’m terrible, what does that make you? porky-happy

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Being a leftist is what made me start believing in the concept of luck again.

      I feel like fucking Wil E Coyote with this level of bad luck.

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Please be careful going into anything that looks like a tunnel.

        • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          So much for topping

          boowomp

          • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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            Bah boom

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      never believe that the antisemites are etc etc

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    She also is out there saying her procedure for her ectopic pregnancy, was “not an abortion”. Sorry to break it to you, it was. She knows that though, don’t be fooled.

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      They believe life begins at conception. An ectopic pregnancy is when a fertilized egg grows outside the uterus. She had it medically terminated with methotrexate.

      Open and shut case.

      • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        More semantic gymnastics!

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  • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    In western politics there are two rules:

    Rule 1. The right is perfect in every single conceivable way! That’s why they’re called the right!

    Rule 2. The left is always in the wrong, don’t mind that they are a small irrelevant microcosm of the population. They’re wrong because they’re unpopular…and therefore that means they must be wrong!

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      “Sinister” means “on the left side”. Leftists owned!

    • keepcarrot [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      But also very powerful, and can cast wicked magicks that make our leaders look like buffoons!

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    They manage to baffle me with new ways to display stupidity while being obsessed with IQ and calipers.

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    Are Amerikkkan politicians even sentient?

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      Among the many curiosities of the Western tribes, none is more baffling than their suspicion of sentience itself. To reason, perceive connections, or even show basic faculties like object permanence or perceiving cause and effect is often deemed effeminate, subversive, or, most damningly, “woke,” a term marking heresy against tribal superstitions.

      A telling example is a female tribal elder of the Floridian persuasion, who had long performed rites forbidding physicians from aiding the women of her primitive swamp-dwelling tribe. When herself denied help in peril, she blamed “the Left,” a mythical evil spirit used by westerners to explain all misfortunes, and not her own actions for her predicament.

      Such aberrations likely stem from peculiarities of the Occidental cranium, whose shape suggests underdeveloped frontal cogitos.

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    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      blob-no

    • Lavender [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      no-mouth-must-scream

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Stick in the bicycle spokes meme.

  • NuraShiny [any]@hexbear.net
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    I know she won’t die from this…but I can still hope.

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    The politicians are at least sentient enough to have figured out that their base is so dumb there won’t be any consequences for this.

    Ewe have a terminally stupid population

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    Amerikkkans are not sentient - our politicians somehow even less so

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    she probably should have prayed more successfully for Jesus Christ to not personally implant a perfect miracle baby bomb in one of her sinful, woke egg ducts.

    skill issue.

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    In all seriousness, I’m the only Maoist doctor in America and I refused to treat her last week. Sorry comrade I brought this on us.

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      I’m the only Maoist doctor in America

      You 100% sure about that?

      • StarkWolf [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        It’s obviously a joke

        • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          Yes

          • ButtBidet [he/him]@hexbear.net
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            Nah they’re all libs and Dengists, so all libs

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