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badposting@hexbear.net · 6 months ago

please give me bad takes to steal

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please give me bad takes to steal

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badposting@hexbear.net · 6 months ago

everyone is telling me “your supposed to have bad takes, this is a good take”. its really hurting my self worth

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6 months ago
It’s gay to wash/wipe your butt and dick. Only gay people touch butts and dicks.

I haven’t touched by butt since they one time I got a bit drunk and curious in uni. And I don’t want to be talking about it again, thank you.

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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who’s been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

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