Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?
That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.
Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?
No
That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.
Ok
Don’t do unprotected anal, kids.
But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.
ok.
it’s called a high-functioning alcoholic and it’s not based
It’s far more rampant than even the experts recognize. Hiding alcohol use is simple.
Wake and bake and chronic thc has also been rampant for decades.Getting fucked up before going to work? Hell yeah. Shaking and sweating by noon? Not so fun.
Yeah, usually by the time you’re in the morning drinking (and not on vacation or something lol).
You’re also in the physical withdrawal symptoms, which can kill people or fuck up their brains
Lol. You’re right. I’ll try to be more careful
It’s just good advice
That describes me and I will never drink before or during work.
Hope they didn’t ticket the school bus
“Thank God you’re back, Doctor. ER received a patient with blunt chest trauma, he’s unresponsive and vitals are unstable. The imaging shows organ damage, possibly lung hemorrhage. They’re being prepped for emergency surgery now, the anesthesiologist will brief you in Room E109.”
Q: What do you call a doctor who is three sheets to the wind by mid-afternoon?
A: Doctor.
“Hold my beer.”
*cheese fries
“Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?”
A Gigastacy in the wild
this is awesome i strivr to do this daily with ever commit i make and every pr i make
this is the vibe we want when coding. Ballmer Peak, baybay