Gotta be quick though, they promote random customers into unpaid managers known as “mods” and 90% of the time they start power tripping within 5 minutes.
Also, most of the paid employees are based out of Eglin Air Force Base which is a really long commute to China every day, so they’re all really grumpy.
Could I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Damn, our
doesn’t even have a fedora. Steal me one of those statues for emotingYeah could I get one euphoric quote?
In this moment I am eurythmic
Hey that’s what sweet dreams are made of
Pick me up some narwhaled bacon, and a side of 'mlady, thank you kind sir!
Ding ding ding! Methinks I had to scroll way too far to see this.
yeah let me get a uhhh logical fallacy
Please tell me this is an ai generated image.
I hate that smug snoo so much. every time I’m looking up something and I check a Reddit thread about it that fucker blocks me until I change my VPN exit like 7 times.
Nah, China has a lot of stores where they take a brand that exists in the west to use it to sell something that may or may not relate to the brand whatsoever.
In 2017, I went to a shop in a new-ish mall that was called “Porsche”, the logo was the Porsche logo, the walls had pictures of different Porsche from throughout the years, the counter had a model of some model of Porsche 911 (looked 90’s, not quite modern).
They sold handbags, wallets, gloves, scarves, sunglasses, belts, jackets and also co-incidentally perfumes.
I used to work with a guy who was such a Redditor stereotype that one time he couldn’t find his car keys, and when he finally did, I commented, “it’s always the last place you look,” and he tried to “WULL ACKSHUALLY” at me. I insisted that he finished that sentence, because I was genuinely curious where in the fuck this pseudo-intellectual debatelord self-indulgence trip could possibly be headed, but he quickly changed the subject.
I thought I’d erased that memory, but this post brought it back. Thanks a lot.
I cut someone off a month ago because I realized he was Brian from Family Guy with a high karma reddit account.
Just fucking insufferable.
calling bullshit. you don’t just “cut off” someone with a high karma reddit account. you need to show them respect and if you were in public i’m 100% certain anyone standing around wouldn’t have put up with you disrespecting him like that.
It is very funny that the little thing is wearing a fedora
Fun fact, if you try and view reddit on a VPN, that’s the image that comes with the message blocking your access.
Yeah can I get, uhhhhhh, one obviously made up Am I The Asshole post?
This store smells like the inside of a latex dog mask that somebody breathed into after eating a bunch of dorito brand tortilla chips.
One updoot plz, you are a gentleman and a scholar
Half the contents in there look like perfumes?
I don’t think they know what reddit is and are just doing a copyright infringement (based)
Or the perfumes all smell like either musty basement or sweaty basement-dweller
Or:
>Meet one (1) redditor
>Decide that person and their ilk are in desperate need of perfume
uhhh can I get an epic bacon burger and the narwhal shake? Oh shit I forgot my fedora code for the discount, can I use yours?
this looks like the shibuya sky tower in Japan… so many little crap stores in that building
what i’m hearing is that this is place, japan
it could be… but maybe not… i dunno… but I find it more likely Japan than China because China wouldn’t be caught dead going on reddit
I will have some Reddit Gold with my Harlem Shake
Am poor, please take this substitute 🥇
