[Breaking news update, published at 5:02 a.m. ET]
Idalia has strengthened into a Category 1 hurricane with winds of 75 mph and is expected to further intensify into a dangerous Category 3 storm before making landfall on Florida’s Gulf Coast on Wednesday, according to the National Hurricane Center.
I hate that I’ve gotten to the point with Florida that I don’t give a fuck if they get smoked by a hurricane. Such a shitty way to feel as a human being, but it’s how it is now.
That “living in paradise” mantra could not be farther from the truth.
Florida is awful and I’m a moron for coming to this idiotic hell hole.
Now there’s a postcard.
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I think we need to start calling hurricanes sea leopards and wildfires forest leopards because they’re eating the fuck out of our faces.
They keep hitting the most racist areas too so that’s good news.
Fuck you.
The "good " thing is that it continues to track towards more sparsely populated areas. I just hope the folks there actually bother to evacuate.