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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 22 days ago

would you rather have 500k for dinner, or jay-z?

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would you rather have 500k for dinner, or jay-z?

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 22 days ago

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Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Are those my only choices? Can’t I get some beanis instead
tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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You’d free up a lot of capital if you had Jay-Z for dinner
- segfault11 [any, she/her]@hexbear.net
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  you have to eat all of him, including the bones
  - comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    we use all parts of the jay-z
TheSpectreOfGay [hy/hym, she/her]@hexbear.net
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uhhh i dont eat meat but paper doesnt sound that yummy either uhhh
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I could be the 100th problem for that guy for sure.

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