Hello, and welcome to the annual Hexbear Spelling Bee, sponsored by ’s ghost
As a reminder, anyone who fails this test is immediately sent to the and force-fed dictionaries with a
until they can re-apply in next years spelling bee.
The word is bourgieosie. I meant bourgeioisie. I mean borguieos. Fuck. Wait, no, FUCK!!!
obligatory
do you have the link?
I got it from a reddit thread. I don’t think it’s actually original XKCD but a remix someone did of this one.
The original was to use
tar
without looking at the manualeXtract Zee Files!
Right? It’s a super easy ask.
Every single scenario I can imagine myself ending up in where someone yells “hey Alex, you’re a Marxist, right? Come quick!” goes about this well or worse. Especially in front of my mom. She was a child of the Cold War and it’s easier to just pretend I’m nothing more than a center-left type who likes old Soviet imagery for the shock value, than to hash out her old fears with her and permanently alter our relationship by admitting I’m “the Soviet sympathiser her mommy warned her about”. So I’d have to pretend to be worse at Being A Commie than I actually am.
misspelling it in the prompt is unfair!
Burger
explaining class struggle to americans:
Somehow, Bea Arthur returned, and is now huskily complaining that the two of you need a bigger car. But SUVs are decadent, so you respond:—
Bea, OUR GEO IS fInE.
Absolutely cursed.
I love it.
I got the bourgeoisie up the brass wazooo eyyy somebody get em outta there
worgvoZee
B-O-R-G-O-R- (shit, that’s not right)
Spelling bee? I think you mean spelling beanis, you heathen!
Borgwahzee