The ding ding ditch post reminded me.
I assumed some drunk friends were doing that one night to our apartment, but nope just shotguns in the face and a hall full of oinkers. Never found out why - just that they got a report of violence breaking out at a large party in our apartment (nope just a handful of dudes in an apartment watching space odyssey during finals week lol.)
Not me but my brother because his daughter got in an argument with some ass online that thought attempted murder was a reasonable response to being told to fuck off
I’m sorry it happened to you, it (understandably) seemed to really rattle my family. And while they knew why and even the methodology of how it happened no justice ever came to them, the small town cops of the area i grew up in were largely incompetent with handling internet crime and apparently got quite disinterested once it wasn’t an obvious slam dunk to solve
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