• 5parky@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Because if you take horse electrolytes, you wake up the next day with your shoes nailed to your feet with an overwhelming urge to shit in the road.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      4 months ago

      Ohhhhh! That makes sense. Also explains why I ate all my young and started pooping really long strings after I took those fish antibiotics.

      The strings proved unremarkable, to be honest, but I do miss my kids.

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        All joking aside, if you start having pencil-thin poop all the time (or even just frequenly), that can be a sign of colon cancer and you really need to go see a doctor.