I wear an N95 daily and I get a lot of harassment. The lightest is random people on the street swearing at me, and the worst so far was a guy stalking me home to tell me my mask contained 49 heavy metals and cornering me. I am quite afraid for my physical safety at this point especially as also queer and self defense in this shithole is basically illegal. People constantly ask snarky side remarks about why I wear a mask, and it’s so tiring but at least I wish it was only that and I didn’t need to fear for my safety
Tell them that there’s still residual vapours in the atmosphere from from obama-era chemtrails and you don’t want to turn gay.
My conspiracy is relatively harmless in that it points to plausible, if non-existent, issue (e.g. facial recognition in say cars or ring cameras). If you say those satellites are chinese, for example, you already helping porky.
Chemtrails is non-useful conspiracy, cause it points to nothing existing (aside from that time usa army sprayed cadmium around, but we don’t talk about that). and being gay is fine
so you gotta invent something plausible, left-compatible, parallel to reality and nuts.
(if you say real stuff about ring cameras, they would think you are porch thief or whatever the fuck, cause they own that camera themselves)