You seriously not going to change your fucking name? Like yeah, sure, that sucks that happened but SERIOUSLY?! No fucking way would I stand for that shit
It takes years to change your name. It’s an absolutely huge pain to do in the us and I expect it’s getting harder now that Trump wants to surpress womens turnout by forcing birth certificates and other identifications match.
For me it took hundreds of hours and I had to drive 7 hours one way to get an updated birth certificate because Oklahoma at the time took months to process a birth certificate update. You also have to go in front of a judge and they have to be in a good mood to approve it in the first place. I had a friend who had to contact a senator to get the change to go through because she drew a bad judge.
Seriously it fucking sucks to do in the US. Can take hundreds of man hours.
whichever is easier, I mean you could just go by your middle name and 90% of the time it wouldn’t come up, and if it does its like the bank or shit like that
You seriously not going to change your fucking name? Like yeah, sure, that sucks that happened but SERIOUSLY?! No fucking way would I stand for that shit
why should they change? he’s the one who sucks
You’re not wrong but that’s not how it works?
It’s an Office Space quote
Oh! Of course it is
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it’s expensive to change name innit?
maybe you can just add a middle name. Jeffrey No-not-that-one Epstein
It takes years to change your name. It’s an absolutely huge pain to do in the us and I expect it’s getting harder now that Trump wants to surpress womens turnout by forcing birth certificates and other identifications match.
For me it took hundreds of hours and I had to drive 7 hours one way to get an updated birth certificate because Oklahoma at the time took months to process a birth certificate update. You also have to go in front of a judge and they have to be in a good mood to approve it in the first place. I had a friend who had to contact a senator to get the change to go through because she drew a bad judge.
Seriously it fucking sucks to do in the US. Can take hundreds of man hours.
The only “easy” way is to change your when you get married
still easier than having your name be Jeffrey Epstein imo, but I’ll admit its close
Maybe I’m just too irony-poisoned by TrueAnon, but I’d keep it just to see the reactions
Yeah, I’m Lev Bronstein now! Wait, shit! Not that one…
Epstein or Jeffery - which to change?
whichever is easier, I mean you could just go by your middle name and 90% of the time it wouldn’t come up, and if it does its like the bank or shit like that