I can’t take a dump cause now my balls are blocking up my butthole
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Again? How did you fix it last time?
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on glue.
The best one is still the one about shitting on company time.
Someone’s been listening to them AI songs again
The shadow of my weiner is fucking massive
again
Sounds like a chastity-belt-ass mishap.
If you were to get an erection, it would strain your scrotum to a painful extent. No more slack left in it after reaching the anus.
u fuckign coward!
This is the primary complaint in the republican’s policy platform. I guess you are gonna vote MAGA now, eh?