I’m at my wits end trying to figure it out. I’ve tried pressing the button even more to fix the issue but even with that it’s still getting worse??

I don’t know what could possibly be causing this. The only thing I can think of is that women are getting too uppity on account of having too many rights. Sounds bad but I don’t know what else I could even try. I already tried pressing the button a bunch of times.

Fortunately, we’ve found someone to press the button even harder, and who hates women’s rights, and best of all, she is a woman so nobody gets to complain about it.

Oh I just realized I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Japan.