• MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    14 hours ago

    trump-drenched You made a mistake Elon. A big mistake. It’s very disrespectful. You asked for a favor, even after all those contracts I give your companies by the way, they wouldn’t be much without me sorry to say, I let you book an event for my beautiful new ballroom. So many people would want that Elon. Everybody wants a chance to use it. We have inquiries like you wouldn’t believe. Letters begging to use it. And I give a spot to you Elon. And what was my only request? I only had one Elon. I’m a reasonable guy, the most reasonable. What was it? Huh? That’s right… ‘so long as Trump is the guest of honour and it makes me look good’. You blew it Elon, big time. I thought you booked a rally or a fancy dinner with my donors, but now people are saying, and I couldn’t believe it, I tell you I couldn’t believe it, that CitizenCon is some fan club for nerds. It’s very sad Elon. Very pathetic. Little boys playing with their toy spaceships on computer. The ballroom is a place for Superbowl winners Elon. Five star generals. The Tony Awards. Not some kind of a Star War! I think you’ve done too many drugs Elon, I really do. I’m sorry, but I do. You’ve got your brain all messed up. It’s very sad, very embarrassing. You need help Elon. You need help and you need to fix this.