”oh my excuse me just tossing this away, I go through boxes of tissues when my allegories flare up”

I take Zyrtec and Flonase daily for my allegories and they never go away

I love not t ho i nking

Tfw you think it’s just a simple thought, but it’s actually a bunch of abstract concepts in a trench coat

Lmao. Holy shit. How have I never put that together.

Al gore is literally an allegory for the democratic party

spelunker

Hmm this is a great allegory for my brain - hungry for more allegories! yim yum