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minus-squarereallykindasorta@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·3 days agoArcheologists in 3025: Actually these behaviors were ceremonial sacrifices to calm a wrathful god
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoFertility rituals. Sorry Gerald, that “Smooth sided fertility statue” isn’t a ritual object, it’s a dildo.
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 days ago“We understand the workers of this age toiled endlessly to please a thankless god they called the Shareholder”
minus-squareWild_Mastic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoDo this shareholder shoot deadly rays from the eyes and has a protective, anti magic barrier in front?
Archeologists in 3025: Actually these behaviors were ceremonial sacrifices to calm a wrathful god
It’s always rituals.
Fertility rituals.
Sorry Gerald, that “Smooth sided fertility statue” isn’t a ritual object, it’s a dildo.
“We understand the workers of this age toiled endlessly to please a thankless god they called the Shareholder”
Do this shareholder shoot deadly rays from the eyes and has a protective, anti magic barrier in front?