All the Americans are 10’ tall with big swinging dicks between their legs and these flaming red eyes that shoot laser beams. I once saw an American soldier pick up a small car and hurl it like a bowling ball, sending ten of the enemy troops scattering. The soldier did a fist pump and knee kick that was so cool the entire remainder of the unit fighting against them surrendered instantly. That was the smallest and weakest soldier the Americans had brought to the field.

In American military bases, the only thing anyone ever eats are big macs. We don’t even have bouvine agriculture in this country, so I’m not sure where the burgers are coming from. I asked a US marine once where their burgers come form and he just shrugged. “I honestly don’t know. Wherever we go, there they are. I think its a blessing from God.”

I just wish every country could be occupied by American soldiers. Whenever American soldiers are around the air smells sweater, birdsong is everywhere, and there is absolutely no crime for a good two weeks after they arrive because everyone just has such good vibes.

America really is the greatest and bestest country in the world.

How detached can you be? Like sure, better training might be believable if you don’t know any better, but a head taller than the French soldiers? “Weakest American soldier stronger than the strongest French soldier”?

You’re from fucking Burgerland, you bozo. You’re like a handful generations removed from Europeans at most, genetically speaking. You’re the same fucking people.

this reads like some of the shit fanfics from warhammer40k

Lol its actually the opposite too, american soldiers wear too much gear, carry too much and have too much funds, meanwhile french soldiers are all true athletes. You get dropped hundreds of kms away from your target and you better walk fast to get there. Last year i was drinking with a dude who used to be in the army and who got the boot for punching an officer in the face (lmao) and he told me that marines came to his base to train. The US marines got up at 6 for some routine country marching with all their gear on (which is something like 40kg+). An older dude grabs him by the shirt and tells him to roll a truck out which confuses the fuck out of the guy. Eventually he realises they’re following the marines on their walk, and on the side of the road, hundreds of discarded items. Basically the US marines were just throwing their gear away, one item at a time. So the two guys get off the truck and slowly start chucking random shit in for hours and then haul the literal tons of gear back to base.

The old guy then tells him that this happens every time US soldiers come here and that theyre the laziest forces he’s ever seen, that theyre used to getting to places in jeeps, trucks, hummers etc and forgot how to walk, that theyre all addicted to steroids and have too many muscles, useless to have when in a real war you often trekk 30+ km a day. In the french army you get deployed 100+ kms away from your objective and you haul all your shit over the terrain, and youre expected to do this in a day.

i wont go over the rest, the fact that france basically made a better F35 and abrams for like 10% of the cost, and that the supposedly best the US army has to offer refuses to even try the training courses elite french forces routinely go through in Guyane (horrible fucked up jungle trail thing).

But both armies fucking suck and serve shitty goals so who fucking cares tbh

TLDR: US soldiers are lazy roided out meatheads who cant jog 10 miles, and id love to have whatever the dude OP posted was smoking when he typed this shit

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I can’t find the video now but there was an interview from a year or two ago with an American stationed in Afghanistan who talked about the absolute brainrot in the military where he felt like he was one of the only ones observing the occupation crumbling before his very eyes while everyone else was apparently convinced that they were still winning despite all evidence to the contrary.

The levels of cope that he described everyone else engaging in while he was like “Uhhhh… there’s some very clear indications that we’re losing here” is a perfect counterpoint to this puff-piece extolling just how wonderful and effective the US armed forces are.

I wish I could find it again.

On average, the French are taller then Americans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_human_height_by_country

Asks about what it’s like to face Americans in battle.

Gets an answer from a guy who didn’t face Americans in battle.

Also funny to me that americans are described as “a head taller than all others” lmao. The US is a country where 6 feet is above average. This was written by Ben Shapiro

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pls no steal I need to pay my bills

If you ever get board bored, just search communism on Quora. You get banger questions like “Is the goal of communism to make everyone equally poor?” or “What if the Communist plan is to render an outrageous DJT verdict so that the patriots rise up in protest and the Left will, like on J6, make us look like the bad guys?”

My grandfather (Scottish) fought against the Japanese in WWII. He didn’t talk much about the war, but he once told us how the Americans came at the end of the war after all the hard work was done.

The other allies had been fighting for so long that they were low on food and all their uniforms were rotting. The Americans had only just entered the war at the end so they had all this nice new equipment and lots of food. The American soldiers didn’t share much-needed supplies with their allies. They would instead mockingly offer them food and cigarettes at exorbitant prices. They were overall rude and bad at working with the others.

Needless to say, it soured my grandfather’s view of Americans.

The US had the highest rate of blue-on-blue violence

Critical support of the US military?

Killing a US empire officer causes lumpen opportunists to scurry around like the scared rodents they are lol

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