9:15 I’m helping the guy and walk up to see 3 teenagers standing next to the open sign. They ask me “how do we turn this off?”
BY TURNING THE BIG SWITCH THAT SAYS ON/OFF TO FUCKING OFF!!!
Like are they actually this incompetent or are they playing so I don’t expect anything of them? I’m leaning towards the former since this act of incompetence was actually potentially creating MORE work for them.


Giving new staff members a fake task similar enough to be taken seriously is a common form of workplace hazing and young coworkers who bounce between part-time jobs might have been humiliated before. Example: polka dot paint, left handed screwdrivers
Asking a new EDM operator to gather the used wire from the back of the machine and wind it onto an empty spool because we’re running low.
Lol yeah but as far as I know nobody does that where I work.
Also like, if I write on a special order form to give this customer 20% off cuz their last delivery was late, idk why you’d think that is a secret trick that you need to verify with me six times.