• Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    21 minutes ago

    You forgot having an entire room dedicated to model trains

  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    47 minutes ago

    Fight in a desperate stand aganst all odds to find a hole who bleed and digging in it.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    Am I weird if mine are different?

    • Getting a transgender autistic puppygirl as a GF.
    • Defeating fascism (may include the “desperate last odds” part).
    • Writing code in a relatively obscure language its creators hoped could replace C and C++.
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    I hadn’t the slightest inclination to dig until I needed to plant a tree & bought my first shovel: unexpectedly satisfying.

    Dogs make more sense now.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    In a war, you will:

    1. Dig a hole (trench)
    2. Have a final stand
    3. Slowly bleed to death

    See, that’s why war happens, folks!!!

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      Sometimes your final stand happens when you’re taking a leak and you slowly bleed from the meat chunks to used to be your body in the new trench the artillery shell dug but yes

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        I think now you just die to a kamikaze drone. You don’t even ever get to see any enemy combatant on the field and you die instantly. Marvelous.

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    Digging a hole with my 10-yo son was the only work he didn’t bitch about last summer.

    Used to hate digging, but now I’m in NW Florida where there’s 2" of topsoil, sandy clay all the way to China. Only thing stopping a man is how fast he can sling it out of the hole.

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      11 hours ago

      If anyone reading is actually fantasizing about this, I would suggest merely trying to go a week on half the usual amount of food and sleep, and no lotion or lip balm. See how tough you feel then.

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        Me, skipping meals (forgot to eat), already sleeping half the amount you’re supposed to (insomnia), not using lotion or lip balm (they’re in the bathroom somewhere):

        I’m about to dominate the end of the world.

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          Me, with already eating not enough + a sleep “schedule” all over the place: this new world might be big enough for both of us.

  • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    • Megalomaniacal takeover of the world that ends with you being universally hated or basically being the maid for all humanity so you restart the fantasy because that ending sucks but the building cool shit and dramatic destruction of bad people / systems is fulfilling
    • Thinking about living in a world where you can make cool science that won’t immediately be weaponized and instead will have fascinating impacts on society
    • Exploring space
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    11 hours ago

    …Keep looking. I don’t see “analyze the phase delay of all my 16 pole-mixing LTI filter variations and use regression fitting to compute frequency compensation coefficients for accurate pitch waveguide audio synthesis” on the list yet.