• CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    “Would you eat this 2 week old hoagie I found in the back of my car?” I conducted a survey by randomly approaching people in the street with a 2 week old hoagie in my hand.

    Polls:

    Yes: 3%

    No: 27%

    Did not reply/told me to fuck off/called security/walked away as fast as they can/pepper sprayed me/pretended to be a deaf-mute: 70%

    As you can see, the average person is neither for nor against eating a 2 week old hoagie, but rather a centrist 3rd answer.