ProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 23 hours agoSandwich Guy is on trial today and it's the best bit you've seen all weekhexbear.netimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1157file-text
arrow-up1157imageSandwich Guy is on trial today and it's the best bit you've seen all weekhexbear.netProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 23 hours agomessage-square34fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up102·23 hours agooh fuck it’s getting better: That sandwich hasn’t exploded at all, has it?
minus-squareBelly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·20 hours agoHoly fuck a cop getting charged with perjury over lying about a sandwich attack would be the funniest shit ever.
minus-squareKeld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·edit-222 hours agoTestilying on the case about someone hitting you with a sandwich. Cops really can’t help themselves, can they?
minus-squareCthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·21 hours ago“There is clearly no fiery chemical reaction, there is no explosion there.”
oh fuck it’s getting better:
Holy fuck a cop getting charged with perjury over lying about a sandwich attack would be the funniest shit ever.
Testilying on the case about someone hitting you with a sandwich. Cops really can’t help themselves, can they?
“There is clearly no fiery chemical reaction, there is no explosion there.”