Customs and Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore told the jury the snack “exploded all over him” and he “could smell the onions and mustard” on his uniform.
Neither side disputes that Sean Dunn, 37, did in fact lob obscenities and a deli-style sandwich at officers deployed by President Donald Trump to patrol the nation’s capital in August. But Mr Dunn’s lawyer argues it was not a criminal act.
The incident was captured on video and went viral, making Mr Dunn a symbol of opposition in Washington DC to Trump.
Government prosecutors initially tried to secure felony charges against Mr Dunn, but a grand jury declined to indict him. Prosecutors have instead charged him with a lower-level misdemeanour assault.
If he felt a sandwich through his vest, we need to look more into who threw it.
Not for punishment, but because we need to protect what might be our first confirmed metahuman. Don’t need no anti-mutant bastards trying to take them out before they can learn to harness their sandwich-launching powers for even greater purpose.
Of course he felt it. He’d feel it if I gently poked his vest with my pinky. It’s not an Iron Man suit.
*gasp*! Terrorisms!!1!