Why doesn’t old man Trump got outside to get a tan? I see plenty of old white men with real tans…
stg the next poc pres should randomly do whiteface and like never acknowledge it at all.
I fucking loved that show.
for real. one of the best series ive ever seen. hysterical, brilliant, poetic, and haunting. often simultaneously.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
i support our first neapolitan ice cream president
We dug up a really great Arc of the Covenant. It’s a tremendous arc. Many people are saying “Don’t open it, it will melt your face off”. Some very smart people are saying that, and some maybe not so smart.
he’s so fucking normal
please tell me my ear isn’t going to be like that when I’m old
Just dry them off if they get that…glistening.
carrying around a paper bag to unoil my ear
Madame Tussauds condition
He wanted to look more like Napoleon, y’know all the big hats and fancy epaulettes, but got confused and demanded that they make him look more “Neapolitan” instead
Give me the “I stuck my face in a bowl of chocolate pudding” look fam.
Looked at an atom bomb explosion
Is there actually an official reason why? I’ve heard “orange man” a million times but I still remain entirely ignorant on what caused the condition.
Spray tan.
the condition.
Wait he has a skin condition? I thought he just slathered himself up with bronzer?
100% possible, I have zero clue
This may be a rumor, but I heard it’s from chewing on pens and ingesting the ink in his youth.
fo4 dirty face bug
This is what happens when you look at the sun during an eclipse
It’s just protective coloration, super common
This is shopped… Right?
Nope!
Here’s the full picture:
Here’s the context: https://xcancel.com/TheAthleticFC/status/1986519398941626663
There is no way. How does that not count as blackface?
Too much kratom (taking too much too often for too long can darken your face)
is that true? I’ve never heard this
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9523091/ Oh yeah
For example, a female user who took a self-reported 40 g/day of kratom for 3 years reported darkening below her eyes and in the cheek bone area
Jeez, that is wild
I want to believe
